What are some funny things your Dachshund does?

My mini Toby loves our Sun Conure and the feeling is mutual.Every morning Toby stands in front of the bird cage I open the door Skittles climbs onto his back and Toby slowly parades him around the kitchen dining room and living room. When the ride is over he returns back to the cage and Skittles hope off and up onto his perch he goes. Skittles also imitates a laugh and will laugh as he is taking his morning ride. this is priceless to me